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(Paul Buchanan)
Yeah, well, I'm looking
at the design right here.

2
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You said it would sleep six.

3
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A bunk bed?

4
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Are you mental?

5
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I'm not gonna sleep
on a bunk bed.

6
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What is this?
A luxury yacht or a summer camp?

7
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It's 4:00, sir.
I have your Manhattan.

8
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Formica?

9
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I want mahogany from the stern
to the--to the other end.

10
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Well, I hope so.

11
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Because I swear to God,
if you don't,

12
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I will cancel this contract.

13
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He thinks I'm bluffing.

14
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Do you think I'm bluffing?

15
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I wouldn't know, sir.

16
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You miss them,
don't you?

17
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It was the worst day
of my life, sir.

18
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I'm sure you feel
the same way.

19
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Will that
be all, sir?

20
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As a matter of fact,
there's something

21
00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:05,065
I wanna talk
to you about.

22
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I received
another one of your letters.

23
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Don't try to deny
that it was you.

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Before I made
the last drop,

25
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I marked the bills.

26
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Then I found them
in your room.

27
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Since when
is blackmail

28
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on your list
of duties?

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Master Paul,

30
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I don't know what
to say.

31
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I wasn't thinking straight.

32
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You weren't thinking straight?

33
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No, sir.
The grief.

34
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Your father's death
and your step-mother.

35
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It won't happen again.

36
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Well, you got that right.

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[gunshot]

38
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Thank you, Stilson.
That'll be all.

39
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[Randy Newman ragtime theme]

40
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* It's a jungle out there

41
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* Disorder and confusion
everywhere *

42
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* No one seems to care

43
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* Well, I do

44
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* Hey, who's in charge here?

45
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* It's a jungle out there

46
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* Poison in the very air
we breathe *

47
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* You know what's in
the water that you drink? *

48
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* Well, I do,
and it's a-ma-zing *

49
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* People think I'm crazy
'cause I worry all the time *

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* If you paid attention,
you'd be worried too *

51
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* You'd better pay attention
or this world we love so much *

52
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* Might just kill you

53
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* I could be wrong now

54
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* But I don't think so

55
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* 'Cause it's
a jungle out there *

56
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* It's a jungle
out there *

57
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What's this all about?

58
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Let's go.

59
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Let's have it.

60
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Ah, police announce
hiring freeze.

61
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A hiring freeze
for the next four years.

62
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By then I'll be too old
to be reinstated.

63
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So that's it.

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I'll never be a cop again.

65
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All right, Adrian,
I am truly sorry.

66
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I know how much reinstatement
means to you.

67
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Only everything.

68
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It's my reason for living,
that's all.

69
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What do I do now?

70
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I think you go back
to what you've been doing.

71
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Consulting.
For how long?

72
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I haven't had
a new client in weeks.

73
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The department hasn't renewed
my contract.

74
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You know, Adrian,

75
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I think this is an opportunity

76
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for you to make a decision,
a very important decision.

77
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Now, you can let this news
completely depress you...

78
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Okay.
Thank you.

79
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Or...

80
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you can look at this
like an opportunity.

81
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A chance for you to reassess
your life, start over,

82
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do something
completely different.

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Different.

84
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Yeah.

85
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Different
can be good.

86
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Different...good.

87
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Different...good.

88
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Adrian,
it's not too late.

89
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You know, Winston Churchill
did not become Prime Minister

90
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until he was 60.

91
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What are you talking about?

92
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I'll never
become prime minister.

93
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No, no,
I'm not saying that--

94
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I don't even live in England.
Even if I did, I--

95
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I'd be such a long shot.

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Adrian.

97
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It's just an example.

98
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What do I do now?

99
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(Peggy Davenport)
And right then,
I promised myself

100
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I would never fly
commercial again.

101
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Thank you.

102
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Mom, it's not
even 12:00.

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[sighs]

104
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It's 12:05.

105
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Bobby, can I ask
you something?

106
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Do you love
your job?

107
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Yes, I do.

108
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What do you do exactly?

109
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He inherits money.

110
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I could do that.

111
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I bet I'd be good at that.

112
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There's a hiring freeze
at the department,

113
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but we're working
through it, right?

114
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We'll figure something out.
There's always hope.

115
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There's never hope.

116
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Sure, there is.

117
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There's never hope.
I wish I drank.

118
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Is it wonderful?

119
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Yeah, it's pretty great.

120
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Oh, you know
who asked about you?

121
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Paul Buchanan.

122
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Mm.
No, thank you.

123
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Sweetheart, I really don't think
you can be so picky.

124
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You aren't getting
any younger, you know.

125
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Who's Paul Buchanan?

126
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He lives in the big house
up the road.

127
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The big house?
This isn't the big house?

128
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He's always had
a thing for Natalie.

129
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He's proposed to her twice.
(Natalie)
He's a creep.

130
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He's a spoiled, arrogant,
creepy creep who's just--

131
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He's very creepy.

132
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(Bobby Davenport)
Now, now.
He's a good man.

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You know, that poor boy.
He's been through so much.

134
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You heard what happened
with his parents.

135
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It's the most incredible
story.

136
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They died within ten minutes
of each other.

137
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Within ten minutes.

138
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Yeah, it was
about a year ago.

139
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Ralph and Camilla,
that's Paul's stepmother,

140
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were driving home,
and they were

141
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in his little sports car.

142
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That one he brought over
from England.

143
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It was a Morgan,
a beautiful machine.

144
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Ralph collected antique cars.

145
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Yeah, well, anyway,
they never made it home.

146
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It was about 8:30 at night.

147
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And they were coming
around that dangerous curve

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at the end of Sweeney Road.

149
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The one with the big rock.

150
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I think we passed it
when we were coming up.

151
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Isn't there a sign
that says slow down?

152
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Obviously Ralph ignored that
because the police said

153
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he had to be doing
at least 80.

154
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Let's say
that this is the car.

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All right?

156
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Now, this is Ralph,
and this is Camilla.

157
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Now, they come speeding
around that curve.

158
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They hit the guard rail.

159
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And Camilla
wasn't wearing a seat belt,

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goes flying and boom.

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Hits her head
on the big rock.

162
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Honey, don't use
the paté.

163
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That is not paté, darling.
That is the big rock.

164
00:07:02,189 --> 00:07:05,192
And then Ralph calls 911
on his cell.

165
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Oh, it gets worse.

166
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He had a heart attack
right there on the phone.

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(Bobby)
While he's calling for help.

168
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So the road curves
to the right.

169
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And she was thrown
from the car?

170
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Yeah, like this.

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[imitates crash]

172
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But if it was a Morgan,

173
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a British car,

174
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then...

175
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then she would have been
sitting on the left.

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How did she hit the rock?

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(Natalie)
You know what else?

178
00:07:52,272 --> 00:07:54,107
I remember driving
with Mr. Buchanan.

179
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He was the pokiest driver
in the world.

180
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We used to tease him
about it.

181
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He would not start the car

182
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unless you fastened
your seatbelts.

183
00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:01,815
You wanna check it out?

184
00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:03,116
Ah, it's probably nothing.

185
00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:04,117
No, let's check it out.

186
00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:05,285
Natalie, it doesn't matter.

187
00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,588
I'm not a detective anymore.

188
00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:09,156
Daddy, give me
your wallet.

189
00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:10,257
Uh-oh.

190
00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:11,258
Brings back memories,
doesn't it?

191
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Yes.

192
00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:14,595
Okay.
Here you go.

193
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I am hiring you.
We are checking it out.

194
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Well, this section
of the guard rail is new.

195
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It must have happened
right here.

196
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Car was heading west.

197
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It went
off the road here.
So you were right.

198
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She couldn't have hit
that rock.

199
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It's hard to tell

200
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without seeing
the police report.

201
00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:47,027
Maybe the car flipped over.
Maybe it spun around.

202
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No, I think he did it.
I think he killed his parents.

203
00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:51,231
You really don't like
this guy, do you?

204
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What did he ever
do to you?

205
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You really wanna know?

206
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No.

207
00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,837
[frog croaks]

208
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What is that noise?

209
00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:00,240
Oh, frogs.

210
00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:01,274
They live in that pond
over there.

211
00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:04,578
It's mating season.
They go crazy every year.

212
00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:07,247
Frogs...
Frog, frog, frog, frog,

213
00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,850
frog, frog,
frog, frog, frog.

214
00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,685
Are you afraid of frogs?
(Monk)
I don't know.

215
00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:15,723
I've never been
this close to one.

216
00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:18,759
Yes.
The answer is yes.

217
00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:20,594
Put frogs on the list.
Where's the list?

218
00:09:20,628 --> 00:09:22,129
Okay-kay-kay-kay.

219
00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:23,363
I got it.
I got it.

220
00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:24,898
I got it.
Where does it go?

221
00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:27,100
Put them between...

222
00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:30,003
possums and, uh...

223
00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:31,338
soccer riots.

224
00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:33,707
No-no-no.
Uh, after...

225
00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:35,042
after soccer riots.

226
00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:39,012
And before, uh,
before hailstones.

227
00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:40,213
Yeah, so it goes--
I got it, I got it:

228
00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,248
Soccer riots,

229
00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:43,350
frogs, hailstones.

230
00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:46,754
At least now we know.

231
00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:47,755
Information really is power.

232
00:09:47,788 --> 00:09:49,022
I'm gonna call my parents

233
00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:50,257
and tell them
we're gonna be late.

234
00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:54,361
Wait, there's no signal.

235
00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:55,996
There's no service
at all.

236
00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:56,997
Are you sure?

237
00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:59,800
How could Ralph Buchanan
have called for help?

238
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He couldn't.

239
00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:05,673
He didn't.

240
00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:20,921
Wow.

241
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,389
I know.

242
00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:25,358
I know.
Wow, 14 bedrooms.

243
00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:27,427
And he wanted
to marry you.

244
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,730
Hey, let me just tell you
about Paul Buchanan.

245
00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,298
He basically stalked me
for three years.

246
00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,000
All during high school

247
00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:35,202
he just kept on asking me out.

248
00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:37,170
He wouldn't take "drop dead"
for an answer.

249
00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:38,672
The week before
my senior prom,

250
00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:40,774
somebody mugged
my boyfriend.

251
00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:45,445
They broke his jaw
and both his legs.

252
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,680
14 bedrooms.

253
00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:48,015
Mr. Monk.

254
00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:51,418
He beat up my boyfriend
or hired some thug to do it.

255
00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:52,452
He thinks he can get away
with anything.

256
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,888
Like killing his father?

257
00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:55,756
I wouldn't put it past him.

258
00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:58,158
All right, so the garage
is back there.

259
00:10:58,191 --> 00:10:59,760
The Morgan is inside.

260
00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,228
He hasn't even bothered
to fix it.

261
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:02,162
How do you know?

262
00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:03,931
My father saw it the last time
he was here.

263
00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:07,367
[groans]

264
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,203
Okay. Okay.

265
00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:11,705
Let's take a look.

266
00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:12,639
I can't go in.

267
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:13,807
I'll meet you back here
in ten minutes.

268
00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:17,110
What are you talking about?
I'm not going in there alone.

269
00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:22,049
That would be like me
going in some place alone.

270
00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:25,018
Mr. Monk, if he sees you,
you can talk your way out of it.

271
00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:26,854
If he sees me,
it'd be horrible.

272
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,355
It'd be like high school
all over again.

273
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,858
I can't.
Here, in case you need it.

274
00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:33,727
[groaning]

275
00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:37,264
Natalie, I really think
you're overreacting here.

276
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:40,000
This was 20 years ago.
People get older.

277
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,001
They mature--

278
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,837
[engine revs,
tires screech]

279
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:23,911
Can I help you?

280
00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:24,945
What the hell
are you doing?

281
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,279
Sorry.
I, uh...

282
00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:28,816
Are you here
for the job interview?

283
00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,884
Yes, the interview.

284
00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:31,885
Exactly.

285
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:32,886
Follow me.

286
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,222
He's been waiting
for ya.

287
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,317
Sorry to keep you waiting.

288
00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:07,087
This is in case
the interview doesn't go well.

289
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,856
Just joking. [chuckles]

290
00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:11,892
I was doing a little hunting.

291
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,526
All right, so you're here
from the agency.

292
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:14,527
Where's your resume?

293
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:17,397
I lost it.

294
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:19,032
You lost your resume.
Well.

295
00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:20,868
It doesn't bode well,
does it?

296
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:21,869
No.

297
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:22,870
What's your name?

298
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,838
Adrian.

299
00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:27,340
Adrian?

300
00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:33,346
Melville.
Adrian Melville.

301
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:36,283
Huh.
What's with this place?

302
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,584
I had friends over
last night.

303
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,552
The room
was a mess.

304
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:42,455
While I was waiting,
I sort of tidied up.

305
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:45,926
Well, I'm impressed.
Very well done, Adrian Melville.

306
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:46,994
Thank you.

307
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,128
Did you do this?

308
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,496
Yeah, sorry.
Sorry.

309
00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:50,630
I couldn't help myself.

310
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:51,598
In 20 minutes.

311
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:53,433
I've been working
on this puzzle for a month.

312
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:55,302
(Monk)
Sorry, I'll mess it up again.

313
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,137
I think I remember
exactly how to--

314
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,206
No-no-no-no-no,
I got a couple of step sisters

315
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:01,474
who think
I never finish anything.

316
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,243
Huh.
Well, come on.

317
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:04,144
Sit down.

318
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,345
Tell me, Melville,
who have you worked for?

319
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:06,914
Anybody I know?

320
00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:08,949
Hmm, I don't think so.

321
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,283
Leland Stottlemeyer,

322
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:14,554
of the San Francisco
Stottlemeyers.

323
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:18,325
Randy Disher.
Dr. Charles Cook.

324
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,260
No, I don't know them.

325
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,628
And Natalie Teeger.

326
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:23,663
Natalie?
Really?

327
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,664
She grew up
right down the street.

328
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:25,665
Hmm.

329
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,000
I went to school with her

330
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,068
when she was
still Natalie Davenport.

331
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:29,937
She had a big crush on me,
wouldn't leave me alone.

332
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,638
Is that right?

333
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:32,639
How does she look?

334
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,607
Does she still have
that tattoo?

335
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,910
She has a tattoo?

336
00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:38,245
I guess you
wouldn't have seen it.

337
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:42,082
Not where she put it.
[clicks tongue]

338
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,517
Look, I'm having
a big luncheon on Sunday.

339
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,653
A bunch of the old fossils
from the family foundation.

340
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:48,121
You think Natalie'd show up?

341
00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:49,322
Make the afternoon
a lot better.

342
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:52,359
I don't think...

343
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:55,062
Maybe.

344
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,596
Well, Adrian Melville,
I go with my gut.

345
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:57,797
My gut likes
what it sees.

346
00:14:57,830 --> 00:15:00,267
If Natalie Teeger recommends
you, that's good enough for me.

347
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,269
Congratulations,
you're my new butler.

348
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:03,703
I'm your butler?

349
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,305
Yeah, come on.
I'll show you around.

350
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:08,341
Your room's upstairs.
Grab that drink.

351
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,989
Natalie, it's for you.

352
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:24,124
Oh, thank you.
Hello?

353
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,125
(Monk)
Natalie?

354
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,726
Oh, Mr. Monk,
thank God.

355
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,996
I'm gonna need you
to come and get me now.

356
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,463
Well, what happened?
Where are you?

357
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:34,034
I'm in my bedroom.
I work here now.

358
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,068
I'm the butler.

359
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,469
You're the butler?

360
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,205
Yes, your old boyfriend
just hired me.

361
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:41,041
I'm the new manservant.

362
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,475
I think that's great.

363
00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:44,377
Do ya?
Do ya really?

364
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:45,979
Do ya think it's great?

365
00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:47,180
Yeah, you'll be able
to look around.

366
00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:48,315
You're right there.

367
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,417
You're in the belly
of the beast.

368
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,485
Natalie, it's not a good thing.
It's a bad thing.

369
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:55,255
Okay, it's a belly,
and it's a beast.

370
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,523
Now come and get me.

371
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,325
How 'bout this?
I pick you up tomorrow morning.

372
00:15:58,358 --> 00:15:59,726
Tomorrow morning?

373
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,028
Yes, maybe by then
we'll have

374
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:02,629
something to show
the captain.

375
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,731
Okay, yeah,
that's one scenario.

376
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:09,269
May I suggest
an alternate scenario?

377
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,738
Pick me up!

378
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,106
[knock at the door]

379
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,107
There's somebody he--
somebody here.

380
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,108
I'll call you later.

381
00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:18,045
Well, wait-w-w-wait.

382
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,712
Come in.

383
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:22,515
Mr. Melville?

384
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,417
Yeah, Melville.

385
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,653
Hi.
I'm Suzy, the housekeeper.

386
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:29,289
Assistant housekeeper,
actually.

387
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,225
And Mrs. Murphy wanted me
to see if you needed anything.

388
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:33,793
Yeah, I'm fine.

389
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,295
I'm supposed
to pick up your uniform,

390
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,130
and I need
to know your size.

391
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:41,634
Oh, thank you, Suzy,
but that won't be, uh...

392
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:44,804
I'm a 42 regular.

393
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,640
I'm sorry about all the mess.
This was Stilson's room.

394
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,643
And he subscribed
to, like, 50 magazines.

395
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,545
Who's Stilson?

396
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:53,546
Your predecessor.

397
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:56,116
Edward Stilson.

398
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:56,983
He was with
the family forever.

399
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,119
I just can't believe
he left like that.

400
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:00,287
What do you mean?

401
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:04,691
Well, Mr. Buchanan said that
they had a really big fight

402
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,793
about back pay
or something.

403
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,628
Stilson just stormed out
of the house.

404
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:09,629
When was this?

405
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:10,630
Last week.

406
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:16,203
And he left his suitcase
and all of his pictures.

407
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:19,339
Well, he'll probably send
for them when he cools off.

408
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,475
Um, I know you
haven't even unpacked yet,

409
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:23,843
but we need you
to approve this.

410
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:27,414
It's the seating chart
for the luncheon on Sunday.

411
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:29,716
I'm sure it's fine.
Just do whatever you want.

412
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,618
Very well, sir.

413
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:34,321
I'm right down the hall
if you need me.

414
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:38,491
Excuse me,
could I see that again?

415
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,230
There'll be 11
at the table?

416
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,631
Yes, sir.

417
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:47,834
So do you just wanna put five
on one side

418
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:48,835
and then six
on the other?

419
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:51,438
No, no, no.
That wouldn't be even.

420
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,840
It has to be even.

421
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:56,143
How long is the table?

422
00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:59,312
Um, I'm not sure.

423
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:01,448
Suzy. Suzy.

424
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:05,152
I don't know what
I'm going to do with you.

425
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:49,362
This fork
is a centimeter too close.

426
00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:52,332
It's only a centimeter.

427
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,734
For the want of a nail,
Mrs. Murphy,

428
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,869
the kingdom was lost.

429
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,509
One centimeter off
on this side.

430
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:05,312
One centimeter off
on that side.

431
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:07,180
Before you know it
what have you got?

432
00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:12,419
Two centimeters?

433
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:16,556
Uh-oh.
Who folded this napkin?

434
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:19,492
I did, sir.

435
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:23,263
And you call this
a beveled half-Bedford?

436
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:26,833
Mr. Melville, it's 2:30
in the morning.

437
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,268
We've been here all night.

438
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:29,802
Um-hmm.

439
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:33,273
Luncheon isn't
until Sunday afternoon, sir.

440
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:36,609
Almost done.

441
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:39,178
Almost finished.

442
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:49,922
How tall is
Mr. Fairchild?

443
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,924
About my height, sir.

444
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:57,397
Then he belongs over here
across from Miss Monica.

445
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,666
Symmetry.
Sweet symmetry.

446
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,701
That's fine, sir.
Except--

447
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:02,669
Except?

448
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:06,673
You can't put Mr. B
next to his stepsisters.

449
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:07,540
They hate each other.

450
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:09,642
There was an accident
about a year ago.

451
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,311
A car crash.

452
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:15,482
Their mother died a few moments
before Mr. Buchanan's father.

453
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:18,518
Mmm, yes,
I heard that story.

454
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:21,388
Apparently when it came time
to divide the estate,

455
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,290
Monica and Clara didn't feel
they were treated

456
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:27,026
as fairly
as they might have been.

457
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,027
I see.

458
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,563
How much did they get?

459
00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:31,898
Nothing.

460
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,966
And they wanted more?

461
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,034
Yes, sir.

462
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,703
Apparently they did.

463
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:45,512
(female operator)
911, what is your emergency?

464
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:47,046
(Ralph Buchanan)
My wife.
She's dead.

465
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,315
Where are you?

466
00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:49,716
On Sweeney Road.

467
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,918
Right near Spider Lake.

468
00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:54,587
I'm feeling her pulse.
She's definitely dead.

469
00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:56,423
She's not breathing.
Her neck is broken.

470
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:57,424
I don't think I--Uh!

471
00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:59,426
[coughs]
Oh, God!

472
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:01,428
Uh, I can't breathe.

473
00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:04,564
Uh!
My heart!

474
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,598
What does that prove?

475
00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:06,699
Are you kidding?

476
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:08,835
It proves everything.
There's nothing to discuss.

477
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,403
Captain, we were there
yesterday.

478
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,071
There's no reception.
He couldn't have made that call.

479
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,507
That happens all the time,
Natalie,

480
00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:15,808
for a million
different reasons--

481
00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,877
different cell phones,
terrain.

482
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,479
Read the coroner's report.

483
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:20,747
April 9th, one year ago,

484
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:23,750
Camilla Buchanan died
in the accident upon impact.

485
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:26,486
Ralph Buchanan died
of a heart attack.

486
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:28,321
He did it.
I know he did it.

487
00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:29,422
Why?

488
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,758
Because he made you cry
in homeroom?

489
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,661
Because I know him
and guys like him.

490
00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:36,363
They think they own the world,
and you know what?

491
00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:37,530
Because they do.

492
00:21:37,564 --> 00:21:38,731
Monk, what do you think?

493
00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:40,400
Look, Natalie,
you heard the tape.

494
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:41,267
It was an accident.

495
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,603
She hit her head.
He had a heart attack.

496
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:46,506
Now if you'll excuse me,
I have to get back to work.

497
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:47,507
W-w-wait.

498
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:48,541
Why are you going back
to work?

499
00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:49,709
What work?
He's a butler.

500
00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:51,744
We prefer
to be called house managers.

501
00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:53,913
He's working
for Paul Buchanan undercover.

502
00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:55,348
I was undercover.

503
00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:57,884
Now I'm thinking
about making it official.

504
00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:58,885
As a butler?
A house manager.

505
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:01,554
They prefer
house manager.

506
00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:02,555
Why?

507
00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:04,056
I'm good at it.

508
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:06,559
No, you're good at this.
You're good at being a cop.

509
00:22:06,593 --> 00:22:08,528
Really? The department
doesn't seem to think so.

510
00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:09,529
Oh, I get it.

511
00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:11,498
Those sons of bitches
and the hiring freeze.

512
00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:14,467
Look, Monk, I told you
I am working on that, okay?

513
00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:16,636
Just give me
a little more time.

514
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:18,905
It's too late, Captain.
I've moved on.

515
00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:19,906
It's a new dawn.

516
00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:21,774
What about Natalie?

517
00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:24,477
I'm hoping that Natalie
will remain in my employ.

518
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:26,613
There is a position opening up
in the kitchen.

519
00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:28,448
Speaking of kitchens,
I really must get back.

520
00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:30,016
I have a duck in the oven

521
00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:32,752
that's not going
to braise itself.

522
00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:34,020
And the master
is very particular

523
00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:37,356
about that sort
of thing.

524
00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:44,030
The master?

525
00:22:55,575 --> 00:22:57,076
Wow.

526
00:22:59,946 --> 00:23:01,914
Very good.

527
00:23:01,948 --> 00:23:03,182
Excellent.

528
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,485
Thank you, Mr. Melville.

529
00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:06,453
Well, I don't have
to remind you people

530
00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:08,888
how important
these stupid luncheons are.

531
00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:10,189
The old bats
are gunning for me.

532
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,758
They want me to screw up.

533
00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:13,092
They expect me to screw up.

534
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:15,695
I intend to disappoint them.

535
00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:16,996
Mr. Melville.

536
00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:18,130
Thank you, sir.

537
00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:22,001
Mr. Puckridge.

538
00:23:22,034 --> 00:23:26,072
I've divided the house
into four zones.

539
00:23:26,105 --> 00:23:28,641
Mr. Stilson usually just has us
start in the kitchen.

540
00:23:28,675 --> 00:23:32,712
Mr. Stilson
is no longer with us.

541
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,046
So from now on,

542
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,983
we're going to be cleaning
the house my way.

543
00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:38,217
The Monk way.

544
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:41,454
Who's Monk?

545
00:23:48,194 --> 00:23:51,130
You see...

546
00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:53,132
I grew up in a monastery.

547
00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:56,135
And the monks
were very demanding.

548
00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:58,204
We were cleaning constantly.

549
00:23:58,237 --> 00:24:01,207
18 hours a day.

550
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,843
Mostly dusting.

551
00:24:03,876 --> 00:24:05,545
It was very dusty.

552
00:24:05,578 --> 00:24:09,081
Crypts, catacombs.

553
00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:12,151
It was holy dust.

554
00:24:12,184 --> 00:24:14,787
But still--

555
00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:18,190
You know, dust.

556
00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:22,128
That is the Monk way.

557
00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:25,064
Well, you heard the man.
We'll be doing it the Monk way.

558
00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:32,905
Zone one...

559
00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:39,478
The Swiffer please.

560
00:25:10,276 --> 00:25:13,846
A flaw in the crystal.

561
00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:19,185
I don't see it.
I do.

562
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:40,640
No.

563
00:26:06,799 --> 00:26:09,802
[sighs]

564
00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:19,846
Are you all right, sir?

565
00:26:19,879 --> 00:26:21,347
Yes.
I'm fine.

566
00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:25,051
There's just
so much to do.

567
00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:27,319
He does one
of these every month?

568
00:26:27,353 --> 00:26:31,691
Yes, sir.

569
00:26:31,724 --> 00:26:32,725
Is that blood?

570
00:26:35,061 --> 00:26:36,328
I'll take care of it, sir.

571
00:26:36,362 --> 00:26:39,298
See that you do.

572
00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:51,878
Almost done.

573
00:26:51,911 --> 00:26:55,648
There you go.

574
00:26:55,682 --> 00:26:57,216
Thank you, Melville.

575
00:26:57,249 --> 00:27:00,152
Your attention to detail
is almost pathological.

576
00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:01,253
Thank you, sir.

577
00:27:01,287 --> 00:27:03,055
It's almost noon.

578
00:27:03,089 --> 00:27:04,657
I think we should be
getting downstairs.

579
00:27:04,691 --> 00:27:05,658
I'm sorry.

580
00:27:05,692 --> 00:27:07,994
Still not complet--

581
00:27:08,027 --> 00:27:08,995
Thank you, Melville.

582
00:27:09,028 --> 00:27:11,363
My pleasure, sir.

583
00:27:11,397 --> 00:27:14,166
Ooh.
I'm sorry.

584
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,201
There we go.

585
00:27:15,234 --> 00:27:17,269
Now, your guests
should be arriving any second--

586
00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:19,138
I'm sorry.
It's still slightly--

587
00:27:19,171 --> 00:27:20,206
You know what?
It's fine.

588
00:27:20,239 --> 00:27:21,207
It's close enough.
One second.

589
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:22,308
Almost have it.

590
00:27:22,341 --> 00:27:23,676
I said it's fine.

591
00:27:23,710 --> 00:27:24,944
I just have
to center it.

592
00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:26,412
You know what?
I'm just gonna lose the tie.

593
00:27:26,445 --> 00:27:28,414
And go with something
a little more casual.

594
00:27:28,447 --> 00:27:29,415
Yes, sir.

595
00:27:29,448 --> 00:27:31,784
Good choice.

596
00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:33,152
Speaking of Natalie.

597
00:27:33,185 --> 00:27:35,354
Were we speaking
of Natalie?

598
00:27:35,387 --> 00:27:36,388
Well, we are now.
Ah.

599
00:27:36,422 --> 00:27:39,391
She didn't RSVP,
did she?

600
00:27:39,425 --> 00:27:41,861
I'm afraid not, sir.

601
00:27:41,894 --> 00:27:45,732
It is better
to have loved and lost,

602
00:27:45,765 --> 00:27:48,100
then never
to have loved at all.

603
00:27:48,134 --> 00:27:49,802
Do you believe that,
Melville?

604
00:27:49,836 --> 00:27:53,239
I don't know, sir.

605
00:27:53,272 --> 00:27:55,842
It's a tough call.

606
00:28:06,853 --> 00:28:08,154
[doll croaks]

607
00:28:12,158 --> 00:28:15,261
[croaking]

608
00:28:26,372 --> 00:28:30,409
Paul, this mushroom bisque
is just heavenly.

609
00:28:30,442 --> 00:28:32,879
Well, it's Camilla's recipe.

610
00:28:32,912 --> 00:28:34,847
I thought it was appropriate
since the foundation

611
00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:36,048
was her idea.

612
00:28:36,082 --> 00:28:37,316
Mr. Melville,
I'll have some more soup.

613
00:28:37,349 --> 00:28:38,317
My diet be damned.

614
00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:39,986
Very good, sir.

615
00:28:40,019 --> 00:28:41,353
Paulie, I have to say,

616
00:28:41,387 --> 00:28:44,356
when you're sitting
in that chair in that suit,

617
00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:46,192
you look just like
your father.

618
00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:49,061
You sound like him too.

619
00:28:49,095 --> 00:28:51,530
He's not the book.

620
00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:53,299
Monica, did you say something?

621
00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:55,902
I said you can't judge
a crook by his cover.

622
00:28:55,935 --> 00:28:57,403
[Paul laughs]

623
00:28:57,436 --> 00:29:00,139
Sir, there's
a phone call for you.

624
00:29:00,172 --> 00:29:01,407
A Miss Teeger.

625
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:02,408
Who?

626
00:29:02,441 --> 00:29:03,409
Natalie Teeger.

627
00:29:03,442 --> 00:29:05,211
I'll call her back.

628
00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:08,414
She said
that it's very important.

629
00:29:08,447 --> 00:29:12,384
It can't be more important
than this, can it?

630
00:29:16,288 --> 00:29:20,092
He said what?

631
00:29:20,126 --> 00:29:21,760
[sighs]

632
00:29:33,572 --> 00:29:35,141
Oh!

633
00:29:35,174 --> 00:29:37,409
It's only the second course,
and I can barely move.

634
00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:39,145
As long as you can still sign
those checks, Alfred,

635
00:29:39,178 --> 00:29:40,146
that's all that matters.

636
00:29:40,179 --> 00:29:41,513
[laughter]

637
00:29:41,547 --> 00:29:43,382
Paul, I'm so glad
you decided to keep the house.

638
00:29:43,415 --> 00:29:45,952
We were afraid
you might sell it.

639
00:29:45,985 --> 00:29:47,486
Oh, absolutely not.
I will never sell this place.

640
00:29:47,519 --> 00:29:49,288
This is the homestead, Roger.

641
00:29:49,321 --> 00:29:50,589
This is where Clara, Monica,
and I grew up.

642
00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:52,959
Until you kicked us out.
Monica.

643
00:29:52,992 --> 00:29:53,960
Not now.

644
00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:56,028
Why not now?

645
00:29:56,062 --> 00:29:57,396
We may never be invited back.

646
00:29:57,429 --> 00:29:58,965
You know what
I can't get past?

647
00:29:58,998 --> 00:30:02,501
Our mother died ten minutes
before his father.

648
00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:04,070
If Ralph had died first,

649
00:30:04,103 --> 00:30:05,471
we would have inherited
everything.

650
00:30:05,504 --> 00:30:09,041
Ten minutes.
600 seconds.

651
00:30:09,075 --> 00:30:10,409
Are you accusing me
of something, Monica?

652
00:30:10,442 --> 00:30:11,377
All I'm saying is,

653
00:30:11,410 --> 00:30:16,949
you're either very lucky...
or very smart.

654
00:30:16,983 --> 00:30:18,484
And I'm very drunk.

655
00:30:18,517 --> 00:30:23,522
I'm sorry to interrupt,
but we have another guest.

656
00:30:23,555 --> 00:30:25,557
Natalie!

657
00:30:25,591 --> 00:30:27,326
(Natalie)
Is there room for one more?

658
00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:28,961
I changed my mind
and decided to come.

659
00:30:28,995 --> 00:30:31,497
Well, of course there is.
Mr. Melville!

660
00:30:31,530 --> 00:30:33,532
You remember Mr. Melville,
don't you?

661
00:30:33,565 --> 00:30:34,566
Yes, of course.

662
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:35,434
Miss Teeger.

663
00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:38,504
I should never have let
Mr. Melville go.

664
00:30:38,537 --> 00:30:39,305
Miss Teeger
will be joining us.

665
00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:40,873
We'll need
another place setting.

666
00:30:40,907 --> 00:30:42,174
I don't think
there's room, sir.

667
00:30:42,208 --> 00:30:44,043
It's all been planned out
to the centimeter.

668
00:30:44,076 --> 00:30:45,411
It took me all night.

669
00:30:45,444 --> 00:30:46,578
Melville, I'm not gonna
ask you again.

670
00:30:46,612 --> 00:30:49,181
Thank you, sir.

671
00:30:49,215 --> 00:30:50,182
Put Miss Teeger
at the table.

672
00:30:50,216 --> 00:30:51,250
Put her next to me.

673
00:30:51,283 --> 00:30:52,952
And do it now.

674
00:30:57,189 --> 00:31:00,259
As you wish.

675
00:31:00,292 --> 00:31:02,962
Everyone,
this is Natalie Davenport,

676
00:31:02,995 --> 00:31:04,030
an old friend of mine
from high school.

677
00:31:04,063 --> 00:31:06,432
At least I hope she still
considers me a friend.

678
00:31:06,465 --> 00:31:08,200
Oh.
[giggles]

679
00:31:08,234 --> 00:31:10,970
You look fantastic.
Really.

680
00:31:11,003 --> 00:31:13,539
I mean, you haven't changed
a bit since high school.

681
00:31:13,572 --> 00:31:16,976
Oh, wow.
I wouldn't say that.

682
00:31:17,009 --> 00:31:19,145
[laughs]

683
00:31:19,178 --> 00:31:21,613
Look at that.
Congratulations.

684
00:31:21,647 --> 00:31:22,614
(Natalie)
Oh, thank you.

685
00:31:22,648 --> 00:31:25,551
My boyfriend
couldn't make it.

686
00:31:25,584 --> 00:31:29,355
He had to go
to anger management class.

687
00:31:29,388 --> 00:31:31,623
Again.

688
00:31:31,657 --> 00:31:34,493
Well, I better get back
to the--

689
00:31:34,526 --> 00:31:38,064
I'm glad you could come.

690
00:31:38,097 --> 00:31:39,065
Mr. Melville.

691
00:31:39,098 --> 00:31:42,101
Will you help me
with my coat?

692
00:31:48,007 --> 00:31:49,641
How did you do that?

693
00:31:49,675 --> 00:31:51,510
See, Mr. Monk, when two people
love each other,

694
00:31:51,543 --> 00:31:52,578
they wanna express
that love.

695
00:31:52,611 --> 00:31:53,579
What?

696
00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:54,513
It's a pillow!

697
00:31:54,546 --> 00:31:57,183
Ah, well, that explains
almost nothing.

698
00:31:57,216 --> 00:31:57,984
I had to come.

699
00:31:58,017 --> 00:31:59,518
I realized something
about the frogs.

700
00:31:59,551 --> 00:32:00,719
What frogs?

701
00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:03,522
Okay, on that 911 call there
were no frogs in the background.

702
00:32:03,555 --> 00:32:05,157
You were there.
Remember how loud they were?

703
00:32:05,191 --> 00:32:07,393
That call was definitely made
from someplace else.

704
00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:08,560
Not necessarily.

705
00:32:08,594 --> 00:32:09,561
Maybe they
just weren't croaking.

706
00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:10,562
Maybe they were tired.

707
00:32:10,596 --> 00:32:11,563
Frogs don't
get tired.

708
00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:13,399
You don't think
frogs get tired?
No, I don't.

709
00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:15,601
Believe me.
Frogs get tired.

710
00:32:15,634 --> 00:32:17,469
The hopping and the thing
with the tongue.

711
00:32:17,503 --> 00:32:18,537
You try hopping around
and catching flies.

712
00:32:18,570 --> 00:32:19,538
You wouldn't last
ten minutes.

713
00:32:19,571 --> 00:32:20,639
This man is a creep.

714
00:32:20,672 --> 00:32:22,374
Why are you
protecting him?

715
00:32:22,408 --> 00:32:25,311
I'm not protecting anyone.
There is no evidence here.

716
00:32:25,344 --> 00:32:26,445
Then find some.
You're a detective.

717
00:32:26,478 --> 00:32:28,580
You were supposed to go
check out the car in the garage.

718
00:32:28,614 --> 00:32:29,581
Have you been to the garage?

719
00:32:29,615 --> 00:32:31,383
No, something came up.

720
00:32:31,417 --> 00:32:32,618
What?
This.

721
00:32:32,651 --> 00:32:34,653
My life.
My new career.

722
00:32:34,686 --> 00:32:35,654
I love it here.

723
00:32:35,687 --> 00:32:37,123
No, you don't.
Yes, I do.

724
00:32:37,156 --> 00:32:38,624
No, you don't. I can tell.
You look terrible.

725
00:32:38,657 --> 00:32:41,027
Well, fortunately, this job
is not about my looks.

726
00:32:41,060 --> 00:32:42,628
Have you been sleeping at all?

727
00:32:42,661 --> 00:32:44,263
Mr. Melville!

728
00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:47,433
Shall we begin
the main course, sir?

729
00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:50,336
Yes, thank you,
Mrs. Murphy.

730
00:32:50,369 --> 00:32:53,172
Should you be drinking that?

731
00:33:09,255 --> 00:33:11,423
I'll have
some quail, please.

732
00:33:11,457 --> 00:33:13,625
He took the quail.
We're alternating.

733
00:33:13,659 --> 00:33:15,627
I'd prefer the quail.

734
00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:19,631
It's just we've been going
quail, duck,

735
00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:21,700
quail, duck,
quail, duck...

736
00:33:21,733 --> 00:33:22,501
I don't like duck.

737
00:33:22,534 --> 00:33:25,237
Then you'll have
to sit over there.

738
00:33:25,271 --> 00:33:27,106
I have to change seats?

739
00:33:27,139 --> 00:33:28,740
Fine.

740
00:33:31,377 --> 00:33:33,479
Here.

741
00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:37,149
Two quails...
right next to each other.

742
00:33:39,785 --> 00:33:41,287
Enjoy.

743
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:42,288
By the way,

744
00:33:42,321 --> 00:33:44,490
you're all invited to stay.

745
00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:45,757
Alfred and I are gonna do
some quail hunting later

746
00:33:45,791 --> 00:33:47,593
with a few
of the neighbors.

747
00:33:47,626 --> 00:33:50,429
Where's Natalie?

748
00:33:50,462 --> 00:33:52,698
She said she had
to freshen up, sir.

749
00:33:52,731 --> 00:33:55,801
Really?

750
00:34:17,623 --> 00:34:18,624
April 9th.

751
00:34:18,657 --> 00:34:21,493
The night they died.

752
00:34:21,527 --> 00:34:27,333
8:30.
God, so he was here.

753
00:34:27,366 --> 00:34:29,335
There you are.
[gasps]

754
00:34:29,368 --> 00:34:30,136
I was getting worried.

755
00:34:30,169 --> 00:34:33,205
Oh, I was just
feeling nauseous.

756
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:34,340
So you came
to the garage?

757
00:34:34,373 --> 00:34:40,212
Yeah, I didn't
wanna bother anybody.

758
00:34:40,246 --> 00:34:41,213
I'm glad you did.

759
00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:43,715
I wanted to talk to you.

760
00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:46,852
Sometimes I think
about adopting a kid.

761
00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:50,622
Someone to share
all this with.

762
00:34:50,656 --> 00:34:52,858
So if things don't work out
with you and your boyfriend--

763
00:34:52,891 --> 00:34:56,595
Oh, yeah.

764
00:34:56,628 --> 00:34:59,465
Yeah, that's something
to think about.

765
00:34:59,498 --> 00:35:01,433
Well, I'd better
get back in there.

766
00:35:01,467 --> 00:35:02,468
Okay.

767
00:35:35,767 --> 00:35:40,239
[car screeches to a stop]

768
00:35:40,272 --> 00:35:42,541
You're leaving?

769
00:35:42,574 --> 00:35:45,377
We're going hunting.
I wanted to invite you.

770
00:35:45,411 --> 00:35:48,180
No, thank you.

771
00:35:48,214 --> 00:35:50,782
Your parents
will be joining us.

772
00:35:50,816 --> 00:35:51,783
I can't.

773
00:35:51,817 --> 00:35:52,451
I have to take care
of something.

774
00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:54,720
Oh, I'm sure
they'll be fine.

775
00:35:54,753 --> 00:35:57,389
What do you mean?

776
00:35:57,423 --> 00:36:00,626
You know
what it's like hunting.

777
00:36:00,659 --> 00:36:02,561
Accidents happen
all the time.

778
00:36:02,594 --> 00:36:04,696
Don't worry.

779
00:36:04,730 --> 00:36:07,733
I'll look after them.

780
00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:12,404
[turns off engine]

781
00:36:19,711 --> 00:36:20,679
[sighs]

782
00:36:20,712 --> 00:36:23,715
[grunts]

783
00:37:05,691 --> 00:37:07,493
Police?

784
00:37:22,874 --> 00:37:25,877
What have I done?

785
00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:40,759
Hey!

786
00:37:40,792 --> 00:37:42,561
We're over here.

787
00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:43,562
It's okay.
Go ahead.

788
00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:44,896
We'll catch up.
Come on.

789
00:38:03,549 --> 00:38:04,816
Hey! Where's Natalie?

790
00:38:04,850 --> 00:38:05,984
The pregnant lady?

791
00:38:06,017 --> 00:38:09,020
She's with the boss.
They went hunting.

792
00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:16,662
All right,
give me the page.

793
00:38:16,695 --> 00:38:17,863
What?

794
00:38:17,896 --> 00:38:19,465
My father's journal.
You stole a page.

795
00:38:19,498 --> 00:38:20,499
Give it to me.

796
00:38:27,739 --> 00:38:28,940
Put it on.

797
00:38:28,974 --> 00:38:30,909
Why?

798
00:38:30,942 --> 00:38:32,711
There's gonna be an accident.

799
00:38:32,744 --> 00:38:34,880
I told you,
it happens all the time.

800
00:38:37,015 --> 00:38:37,983
Hey!

801
00:38:38,016 --> 00:38:39,951
Have you seen Natalie?

802
00:38:39,985 --> 00:38:42,788
She's with Paul.
Back that way.

803
00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:46,925
I'm gonna have
to borrow this.

804
00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:48,427
What--you just--
you can't do this!

805
00:38:48,460 --> 00:38:49,961
Oh, I can't?

806
00:38:49,995 --> 00:38:52,030
Look up there.
See that well?

807
00:38:52,063 --> 00:38:53,899
Twp weeks ago
I shot my butler

808
00:38:53,932 --> 00:38:58,504
and dropped
his body in it.

809
00:38:58,537 --> 00:39:00,972
You shoulda gone
with me to the prom, Nattie.

810
00:39:01,006 --> 00:39:01,940
Buchanan!
Lower the weapon

811
00:39:01,973 --> 00:39:02,941
Melville?

812
00:39:02,974 --> 00:39:04,643
Just lower it!

813
00:39:04,676 --> 00:39:06,978
[gunshot]

814
00:39:12,017 --> 00:39:12,984
Well, you're fired.

815
00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:15,987
That goes without saying.

816
00:39:16,021 --> 00:39:17,989
Mr. Monk, look,
his father kept a journal.

817
00:39:18,023 --> 00:39:21,059
He came back
before he died.

818
00:39:21,092 --> 00:39:23,429
Makes sense.

819
00:39:23,462 --> 00:39:25,230
It all makes sense now.

820
00:39:25,263 --> 00:39:30,135
(Monk narrating)
His father died of a heart
attack, like the coroner said.

821
00:39:30,168 --> 00:39:32,771
Paul must have found him.

822
00:39:32,804 --> 00:39:34,806
But he had a problem.

823
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,843
His stepmother
would inherit everything,

824
00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:40,712
and he would be
completely cut out.

825
00:39:40,746 --> 00:39:44,049
Unless--
She died too.

826
00:39:44,082 --> 00:39:47,586
She not only had to die,
she had to die first.

827
00:39:47,619 --> 00:39:50,422
Or at least it had
to look like it.

828
00:39:50,456 --> 00:39:54,993
Because if she died second,
even by a few minutes,

829
00:39:55,026 --> 00:39:57,028
her children
would inherit everything.

830
00:39:57,062 --> 00:40:00,065
He got her to leave the house.

831
00:40:00,098 --> 00:40:02,868
"Come quickly.
There's been an accident."

832
00:40:04,636 --> 00:40:06,938
He brought her up
to Sweeney Road.

833
00:40:06,972 --> 00:40:11,577
And that's where he killed her.

834
00:40:11,610 --> 00:40:13,979
Then he set the stage.

835
00:40:14,012 --> 00:40:16,515
You were right
about the phone call.

836
00:40:16,548 --> 00:40:18,049
There was no signal.

837
00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:22,053
He had to walk a few miles
to call 911.

838
00:40:22,087 --> 00:40:23,922
(pretending to be his father)
My wife!
She's dead!

839
00:40:23,955 --> 00:40:24,923
(911 operator)
Where are you?

840
00:40:24,956 --> 00:40:27,225
On Sweeney Road!

841
00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:29,094
Right near Spider Lake!

842
00:40:29,127 --> 00:40:31,930
I'm feeling her pulse.
She's definitely dead.

843
00:40:31,963 --> 00:40:33,131
She's not breathing.
Her neck is broken.

844
00:40:33,164 --> 00:40:34,766
I don't think I--uh!

845
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:35,767
[coughs]

846
00:40:35,801 --> 00:40:36,768
Oh, God.

847
00:40:36,802 --> 00:40:38,003
I can't breathe.

848
00:40:38,036 --> 00:40:39,004
Sir.

849
00:40:39,037 --> 00:40:40,005
My heart!

850
00:40:40,038 --> 00:40:41,072
Are you all right?

851
00:40:41,106 --> 00:40:43,174
(Monk)
Imitating his father was easy.

852
00:40:43,208 --> 00:40:45,544
As Clara had mentioned,
you sounded just like him.

853
00:40:45,577 --> 00:40:49,047
So it was perfect!
They were both dead.

854
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,817
Your stepmother
had obviously died first.

855
00:40:51,850 --> 00:40:52,818
Who are you?

856
00:40:52,851 --> 00:40:54,953
This is my boss,
Adrian Monk.

857
00:40:54,986 --> 00:40:55,954
Hello!

858
00:40:55,987 --> 00:40:59,157
Sorry we're late.

859
00:40:59,190 --> 00:41:04,162
Hello, darling.

860
00:41:04,195 --> 00:41:07,733
Natalie?
When did this happen?

861
00:41:19,044 --> 00:41:20,546
I told you
I'd take care of it.

862
00:41:20,579 --> 00:41:22,581
What is it?

863
00:41:22,614 --> 00:41:23,649
It's from
the deputy commissioner.

864
00:41:23,682 --> 00:41:24,583
That's his signature.

865
00:41:24,616 --> 00:41:26,251
It says that you,
Adrian Monk,

866
00:41:26,284 --> 00:41:28,253
are exempt
from the current hiring freeze,

867
00:41:28,286 --> 00:41:30,656
and when you are ready
to come back to work,

868
00:41:30,689 --> 00:41:32,090
your badge
will be waiting for you.

869
00:41:32,123 --> 00:41:35,293
How did you do that?

870
00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:37,563
I talked to the man.
I laid it all out.

871
00:41:37,596 --> 00:41:38,864
He threatened to quit.

872
00:41:38,897 --> 00:41:40,532
You did?
Yeah, I was there.

873
00:41:40,566 --> 00:41:41,633
It was pretty intense.

874
00:41:41,667 --> 00:41:44,770
And I seriously
considered quitting.

875
00:41:44,803 --> 00:41:46,772
I wasn't bluffing.
I meant it.

876
00:41:46,805 --> 00:41:48,039
Me too.

877
00:41:48,073 --> 00:41:50,208
You could tell
I was about to consider it.

878
00:41:50,241 --> 00:41:52,544
Leland, I don't know
how to--

879
00:41:52,578 --> 00:41:53,845
Buy me lunch,
we'll call it even.

880
00:41:53,879 --> 00:41:54,846
Okay.

881
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:55,847
What are you doing?

882
00:41:55,881 --> 00:41:57,282
I was just--

883
00:41:57,315 --> 00:41:59,284
You're not my butler.
Oh, right.

884
00:41:59,317 --> 00:42:01,587
You're a cop.
I'm a cop.

885
00:42:01,620 --> 00:42:02,588
(Disher)
You're a cop.

886
00:42:02,621 --> 00:42:03,589
You're a cop.

887
00:42:03,622 --> 00:42:04,590
I'm a cop.

888
00:42:04,623 --> 00:42:05,591
I'm a cop.

889
00:42:05,624 --> 00:42:06,625
I'm a cop.

890
00:42:06,658 --> 00:42:07,759
I'm a cop.

891
00:42:07,793 --> 00:42:10,762
I'm a cop.

892
00:42:10,796 --> 00:42:12,864
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